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míckєnzíє. 19. αwkwαrd

mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon

brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

brizzlefromtheblock:

I listen to the 1975 and pretend my life is an indie film full of black coffee, cigarettes and a boy who’s just as broken as me but we make each other whole somehow.

ruinedchildhood:

teacher: wheres your homework?

me: image

teacher: excuse me???

me: image

seienna:

sophisticated-ignoranceee:

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

I’M CRYING

clrafting:

when you see someones wing wang on omegle 

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neptunain:

previous employment: pop glam, glamm magazine, metropolitan magazine

references: kim kardashian

inspired by x

ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

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officialbreakfast:

you know those disgusting aggravating boys that you just wanna

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lukeisnotsexy:

this is one of those pictures that just sort of exists and nobody questions why

lukeisnotsexy:

this is one of those pictures that just sort of exists and nobody questions why